I would have stolen you a whole orchestra.

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gothlolita:

reason s to date me

• i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
• i am very popular in nintendogs
• i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
• macaroni and cheese
•      i 

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I love our scenes at the art show.

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ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

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Elie Saab Spring/Summer 2013 Haute Couture

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Hillary Clinton pant-suit rainbow

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spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

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• boy: shit baby you're so wet already
• girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something